1.Looking at a Q-tip after pulling it out of your ear to proudly judge how much wax you swabbed outWe think our self to be very smart and intelligent lets have a look at our smartness :P
2.Wondering what would happen if you punched someone in the face mid-conversation.
3. Liking things that are universally loved, but pretending it’s a unique side of you with OMG sentence“Oh my god ________"
4.Remembering something funny from like two years ago and then laughing hysterically. Then, when you’re trying to make yourself stop laughing, you just end up laughing more.
5.Circling around your apartment whenever you have to talk on the phone.
6.Talking to your pets like they’re little people. “Who’s a good little guy? Is it you? Is it you? Yes it is! What a good little boy!”
7.Pretending you’re in a music video or movie montage when you’ve got your headphones on.
8.Sticking your loose hairs to the walls of the shower and then splashing them off.
9. Touching the plate even when the waiter says it's extremely hot, because you have trust issues and have to see for yourself.
10.Dancing in elevators, bathroom stalls, basically any small place in which you find yourself alone.
12.Rehearsing arguments again and again in your head, just in case it should ever come up.
13. Apologizing to doors or furniture when you accidentally kick or bump into them.
14. Googling something without thinking and then staring at the search results like “what just happened how did I get here?”
15. Feeling sympathy towards inanimate objects when they're underused or discarded.















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